My name is James, and I'm a caretaker with FetLife.
Recently we've gotten reports from other members that the photos on your profile may not actually be of you. I guess some people think you're way too hot to be real! ;-)
The problem is, when we took a look at your profile, we started wondering the same thing. Because we want to be 100% sure that these photos are really of you, we were hoping that you could help us out by verifying your profile! Once verified, we'll be sure to mark your profile as A-OK and we won't bug you about this again! Promise!
To do this, we'll need you to take a photograph of yourself while holding *a handwritten sign with today's date on it.*
Because we would really hate to see someone's photos used without their consent, we've temporarily disabled your profile. If we don't hear back from you within seven days, we'll have no choice but to remove your profile from FetLife, and believe me... we really don't want that to happen...
I'm really sorry about the inconvenience, but I do hope you understand where we're coming from with this. If you have any questions or concerns, please let us know and we'll be happy to answer them. We look forward to hearing back from you. :)
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