Did We Go Too Far?

Can't Believe We Have To Say This

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April Fools came and went, alongside a lot of rattled feathers of users that believed it. Great success! We'd say sorry but Comedically-Challenged People can't help but take offence to everything. We can live with that/live for that. But, we figured we would do some of you the courtesy and explain some things... Yes, we're still going to use memes. Jokes. Jibes. Giggles. All the things you know and love aren't going anywhere. To quote someone from the Subreddit:

"You can take the memes from our cold dead hands!”

Click The Meme For Behind The Scenes

We're no strangers to offending people but usually they're from outside our own community. So we took the time to put this together: Windscribbles Feature: A Joke Too Far?

In case you aren't happy about April Fools, we suggest you set a calendar invite next year so your feelings don't get hurt ever again. While hundreds of you demanded refunds, fistifcuffs, and extra compensation... many thousands of people got the joke. We admit we loved every minute of it - it means that our users all give a damn about ethics, even if they don't all get a joke.

The Video That Brought Tears to Many

We understand that a video of over 15 seconds long can be a struggle for some people. The high production value alone must have scared people into thinking this was a real keynote. But, we figured it would clearly be seen as a joke and taken as such. What can we say, we're just too good at what we do.

We are proud to say: THE MEMES ARE HERE TO STAY

Lots of love, and unlimited dank & delectable memes,

Team Windscribe

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